OYA* *SWEAR* *SAY* *U*
*NEVA* *DO* *ANY* *OF* *THIS*
1.- if u didn't kill earthworm with Ucenter Dress disney styled items of the wedding to wear 2018
salt.
2.- if u didn't play rubber band.
3.- if u neva bath in the d rain.
4.- if nobody told u about india
vs nigeria 99-1
5.- if u did not sleep on the couch
and woke up
on the bed.
6.- if u didn't throw ur milk teeth
on the roof
for lizards to take it
and give you new ones.
7.- if u didn't just wash your legs
n hands
instead of bathing before going
to school.
8.- if u didn't act film inside
uncompleted
buildings or under d bed with
friends.
9.- if u have never flew a kite.
10.- if u didn't use your two legs
to build houses
with sands.
11.- if u never wrote your name
on a
paper and
insert it into your
pen so that no one will steal it.
12.- if u didn't close the fridge
door really slowly
and see when the light went off.
13.- if u neva waved at white
birds expecting
your nails to be whiter.
14.- if u didn't hear of ghost that
stays under
mango trees at night.
15.- if u never drove a single car
tyre with stick
and call it a car.
16.- if u never mix garri and
sugar in ur pocket
and eat it while walking on the
street.
17. if u never did mama n papa
play e.g cooking
leaf and sand without fire.
18.- if u didn't play table soccer
with bottle
cover.
........then i guess ur childhood
was not fun!....
Do you knw it is not jangilova
epo motor? it is
JINGLE OVER
LIKE A MOTOR! i bet u don't knw.
don't be shy. i
didn't knw either until i grew up.
....am sure 99.9% of nigeria Adult
doesn't knw
dat nursery rhyme "sandalili
sandalili" is actually
"standard living
standard living"
i knw u are singing it now again,
smiles...
***Confess u are guilty?
hahahahaha! keep
sharing d fun and
laugh it off. ***%
Don't break dis chain share it to
all ur skul
n playing mate 2 remember dem
of their
childhood memories...
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